(trumpets blare loudly as a hush falls over the crowd)
The announcer speaks once the crowd has fallen anticipatingly silent...
"There she is! Wait wait...she's stepping up on the scale....and your current weight is....241 lbs!" (the crowd roars) "That means you have an official loss of....7.4 pounds! Outstanding, Holli!"
(I blush, as a halo appears above my head, smiling from under my eyelashes)
"Why, thank you! Thank you all!" (Bows and consequently moons the people in back of her) "But what about my INCHES? What do they say?"
"Well Holli let's find out!" (whips out glittery sparkly measuring tape and waves it around for all to see)
"Your total inches lost this past week are....(insert fast drum roll here) 7 inches! You have lost 7 whole inches Holli!" (crowd erupts in applause)
So that's 7.4 pounds lost, and 7 inches lost, in a week?! Yup! And 7 is God's number in His Word to signify His completion - and I hope that this is a sign that my journey will be made complete one day! :)
Did y'all enjoy that story? Had to make it somewhat exciting lol....
A word of caution - if your phone app gives an error when you're spending these tokens - don't redo it! I did, thinking it didn't go through, and when I gave up and contacted support - gasp! - 4 of my beloved tokens were gone! Send out the dogs! We must find them right now!!! Apparently my token weigh in did go through but my phone was being retarded. Waiting on support to - sniffling and waving kleenex in the air - credit me back my precious darling little tokens. MY babies!!!!! Please come home!!!! I need you!!!
Very very very proud of me!!! Woo hoo!!!!