(Sung to the tune of The Addam's Family)
They're creaky and they're poofy,
All wrinkly and goofy,
They're all together woozy,
Kirsten's old stinky knees!
Her feet don't fare much better,
They bark worse than a setter,
They wish they'd never met her,
Kirsten's achy sore feet!
[Da da da dum]
Beat
[Da da da dum]
(Dead) Meat
[Da da da dum, Da da da dum, Da da da dum]
Defeat
So put a cold ice pack on
Massaging oil she must don
To bed she has just withdrawn
Kirsten's most surely beat!