I called you "Tubby" w/ sincerest affection! BTW, I'm bringing you two apple pies next week.
Favorite Health Food: Vodka
Favorite Sinful Food: Melissa Alford's apple pie
My Preferred Method of Exercise: Watching TV
My Approach to Weight Loss: With extreme caution
Fitness Devices: As prescribed by parole officer
DietBet Winnings: $38.06
August 2014 DietBet (Winner)