Ack! Halp! I'm lying here in a ditch covered in Cheetoes dust and I can barely see the wagon disappearing into the horizon...
I did a very, very modified juice cleanse for a couple weeks. (Cleanses are stupid and I carry no delusions about purging "toxins" from my body. This was basically a way for me to restrict my diet to make it easy to limit calories and say "no thanks, I can't eat that, I'm on this diet..." without missing out on key nutrients. By making a lot of food groups completely "off limits" it helped me get comfortable saying "no" and removed a lot of the psychic stress of making decisions and trying to figure out when, when, and whether to eat.) It was highly effective. I felt fine and the pounds felt like they were just melting off!
And then I went on a business trip and it just wasn't feasible to continue the diet. So I temporarily went back to eating like a normal person for two days. And then I continued eating like a normal person when I got home. Which meant I paid less and less attention to what I was eating, and stopped logging my meals, and stopped weighing myself daily and...
I gained it all back. And then some. I'm up ~10 lbs in ~2 weeks. Woof.
So I need your help getting back on track.
And I need to find some bolt of epiphanic lightning to change my brain and body so that I don't promptly re-gain all the weight just as soon as I've lost it, as has been the case for me for the last...entire life. I feel like I'm on the worst carousel ever, going round and round and feeling slightly nauseated...
Ugh. I hate how predictable this predicament is.