LOL ... I can imagine the fun! I used my giant full length mirror in the kitchen - since I needed a tile floor for the scale and my bathroom is too small. I have a good digital scale so it was pretty easy. My knee is so-so. The xray showed arthritis and the MRI showed a small tear. Just needs to heal/strengthen - can't do Zumba for awhile - but can workout (treadmill, bike, elliptical, weights, etc). I have a Rx for an anti-inflammatory which seems to help.