Dear Cheeseburger,

 

Do you understand what taking a break means?!? It means that just because it is a holiday weekend, doesn't mean you can lure me in with your medium beef and melty cheese. I mean it! I am not at a point in my life where I can resist your mayoed bun and grilled perfection. I know you have lettuce and tomato and that sometimes you surprise me with onions, but it's too soon. I have no control when I am around you. One bite and the next thing you know my hands can't be without you. Once in a while just turns into 2-3 times a week! Then the next thing you know you are inviting your friends. You know who I'm talking about! French Fry, Soda, Chip, Dip - your crew kicks me in the gut every time.

I just need time. I know , I know , I know ....you say we can make it healthy, lean beef, low fat cheese..you've even gone as far as throwing away your bun and topping a salad. I just think right now you are too much of a temptation.

I promise we will make this work. I just feel like I need to try other burger alternatives: Turkey, Veggie, Black Bean. I think they will help us have a better relationship in the future. You just carry so much baggage right now.

This is not goodbye, just grill you later.

 

-Amy